| A | B |
| is chase gay | YES YES YES |
| is briggs gay | YES YES YES |
| is morgan gay | EEEEWWW YES YES YES |
| is texter gay | no hes coo |
| is chase gay | no we were kidding |
| who is we | we are the people that fuck your mothers |
| would i eat your mom | 78% probably |
| is chases sister hot | YES hot as fucking hell on nitros |
| would i eat his sister | no just her cumming in a cup and throwing it on me would be nice |
| why is briggs gay | cuz he takes his dad up the ass |
| what is my name | dan texter |
| who is dan texter | a pedafile |
| who is this really | wouldnt you like to know |
| why is there a scratch on rodgers locker | HATE CRIME |
| wouldnt it be funny to jizz of the sears tower and see if it kills someone | yes id pee my pants and kill someone with the pee |
| would you take a shit in the middle of the hall for 50 bucks | i would |
| why is the word nigger funny | i dunno it just is |
| how often do i masterbate | as much as your mom takes a shower |
| haha | haha |
| ok this is the end so fuck yourselvs | ok i will im sorry for bothering you dan |