Corruption
At
the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney
attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that
you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the
question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to
compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated loudly.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the
question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was
talking to you."
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ESCAPED CONVICT |
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An
escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple
who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous
young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and
whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years.
Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex
with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our
lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag,
"I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me
he thinks you are really cute!"
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