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Greetings, visitors. I'm not sure how many of you will ever see this page or who you might be, but you are welcome here. Let me first make one thing clear: I sure as hell ain't no teacher. No, I am in fact a superhero. Captain Super Emu, they call me. I travel the world with my trusty sidekick Bango the Dyslexic Monkey, searching out evil wherever it may lurk. We concentrate our efforts mostly on a particular high school in Richardson, Texas: L.V. Berkner High School. Its unique ecosystem provides the ideal habitat for several rare species of evil; for instance: Hallus nazius, a cranky old computer teacher who roams the corridors in search of his next victim. He preys on innocent students, pouncing after the stalk to confiscate their water bottles. Another example of such evil: Moronus jorocous, a theatre coach forced to teach history in addition to his thespian class. He despises such work and thus tortures his pupils with accounts of meaningless
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