Hey whats up? To some of you this might be a relief cuz if ou saw it before it was a mess...believe you me! lol!!! well i'll try to keep it more on the organized side!
yo whats up??? hope ur having a great day!! well ain't that dandy??? lol i wonder aboutmyself sometimes! lol well have a great life and many offspring in years to come...ok...whre did that come from casey???
I scare myself sometimes! lol
SOMBRERO!!!!!AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! wht ifhats could attack you while they were on your head..ooo...i can see it now, A GRAMMY WINNING MOVIE "ATTACK OF THE KILER HATS" gret title huh?!?
i know everyone wants to be a llama but, you stuck the way you are and i'm afraid that you cannot change you human-ness
<>A SPECIAL WASSUP TO MAH GURLZ: BrUcE W. HaRrIsOn F. DeNzEl W. ~~~~>if you know who i'm taling about it's probably funny but if you don't you're probably staring stupidly the computer with a 'deer in the headlights' look<>
Hit OR Miss:
The needle on my record player has been wearing thin this record has been playing since the day you've been with...her (?)...no more long rides home no more of you station i didn't like it anyway...remember the time we put our names up on the wall remember the time we realized thiller was out favorite song...have i waited too long have i found that someone have i waited too long too see you...and it goes on and on and on...
Just A Thought:
As I was riding home today I drove by an resturant called the CRABHOUSE and i pondered to myself...is it really a house for crabs, kinda like a home for children, or is it really a house made of crabs??? hmmm...i wonder...
I know you can be over whelmed and under whelmed but can you just be whelemed??
---I think you can in Europe---
You know the neighbor hood Boca Point? Is it really the point of Boca or are they just kidding around??
Why can't flamingoes fly??
How did God get there? I mean, I know the Bible says he always was but how was he was if there wasn't any was? TO PUT IT IN SIMPLER TERMS-How was he there when there was nothing there? it's hard to think he was always there when nothing or nobody could have created him...hmmm...MIND BOGGLEING!!!
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Do penguins ever get cold? and what about polar bears...
Frequently Asked Questions:
-Does every "odd" meat really taste like chicken? Is chicken the 'universal' flavor of meat?
-Are penguins really wearing really small tuxedos?
-Is water the main ingrediant of everything?
COMPLETELY USELESS INFO>
Yes, if you flush the toilet any where below the equador (Australia for example) the water DOES go the other way.
Sherlock Holmes was addicted to cocaine and morphine.
If i come up with more "thoughts that make you think" or anymore 'completely useless information' or 'Frequently asked questions' i'll put it on here.
STRANGE LAWS:
Alabama
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It's illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
Anniston, a man was injured after he attempted to replace a tubelike fuse in his Chevy pickup with a 22-caliber rifle bullet (used because it was a perfect fit). However, when electricity heated the bullet, it went off and shot him in the knee.
Alaska
It's against the law to look at a moose from an airplane.
Adultery may not be grounds for divorce if the action hasn't commenced within two years of the discovery of the act by the other spouse.
A marriage can be considered void if there is failure to consummate the marriage at the time of the marriage and still hasn't been consummated when filing for divorce.
Fairbanks it's against the law to park your horse on city streets. It is O.K. to park your dog sled.
An ordinary citizen can be designated as a marriage commissioner by simply petitioning the court.
Arizona
Glendale, it is against the law for a car to back up.
Hackberry, gargling is prohibited while flying.
Nogales, an ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
"Guns For Hire" which stages gunfights for Western movies - received a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband killed. She received 4.5 years in jail.
A man walked into a Circle-K, puta $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? $15.
Arkansas
It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas in that state.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
According to law, Section 4761, Pope's Digest: "No person shall be permitted under any pretext whatever, to come nearer than fifty feet of any door or window of any polling room, from the opening of the polls until the completion of the count and the certification of the returns."
Little Rock legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge.
California
Starting January 1 1995, it is illegal to possess bear gall bladders. Also, it is no longer permissible to trip horses for entertainment.
A law forbids a woman to drive a car while she is dressed in a house-coat.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Removing your clothes in a bath house is against the law.
It is illegal to skateboard on walls "or other vertical surfaces".
Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try to stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
Baldwin Park, it is unlawful to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere, City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." Cupertino, it is illegal to count backwards audibly in hexadecimal.
Hollywood Boulevard, it is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down at one time.
Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light.
Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time
Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.
Ontario (California) City Council of passed an ordinance forbidding roosters to crow within the city limits.
Pacific Grove, you can be fined $500 if you bother a butterfly.
San Francisco is said to be the only city in the nation to have ordinances guaranteeing sunshine to the masses.
San Francisco prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
Santa Ana, two or more persons may not congregate for the purpose of discussion on the sidewalks.
Santa Clara, it is forbidden to dedicate parking spaces to the patron saint of television.
Santa Clara, bicycles may not be ridden without "appropriate fashion accessories" anywhere in the county.
A pizza with everything included a trip to the police station for some teens. Officers in Oakland say half-eaten slices proved to be the critical clue in breaking a car theft ring. Detectives found lots of pizza boxes and some half-eaten pizzas in the stolen cars but no receipts. The name of the pizza shop was on the boxes and police figured maybe one of the suspects worked there. They were right and found a 17-year-old suspect working behind the counter. And the pizza bust lead to the arrest of eight more teenagers. As one officer puts it, "Pizza was not their friend."
Los Angeles, a man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
Huntington Beach, police Lt. Patrick Gidea reported in November that officers conducting an undercover drug purchase sting continued to make arrests of eager would-be customers even after large orange "police" signs were placed in the area. Said Gildea, "We actually had people coming up and getting in line (to buy cocaine) when we had people (under arrest and handcuffed lying) on the gound."
Colorado
Have you ever had the urge to rip the tag from a pillow or mattress, despite the warning of dire penalties? Well, it's perfectly legal now, if you live in Colorado. Governor Roy Romer formalized the law by gleefully tearing a label from a pillow at his office. "I've been worrying about the mattress inspector jumping through the window for years," he said.
A law passed in Denver says that the dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
Denver, it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.
Fairplay, no one - man, woman, or child - can be seen flying while barefoot.
Pueblo, it is against the law to raise or permit a dandelion to grow within the city limits.
Sterling, it is unlawful to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight.
Connecticut
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
Devon, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Harford, you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
Hartford, makes it illegal to educate dogs.
Meriden, police say they've taken a bite out of crime -- with the arrest of "The Sweet Tooth Burglar." The goodie-loving crook would leave candy wrappers behind. Police say, along with jewelry and electronics, he'd steal cookies from homes. Detective Joe Salafia says Richard Orlando's craving for sweets gave him away. Salafia says while he was questioning Orlando, he offered him fruit and vegetables, which Orlando declined. But Salafia says he knew he had his man, when Orlando gobbled down a candy bar. He now faces charges of breaking into seven homes.
Police say a suspected carjacker didn't get far -- he tried to flee on a little girl's bike. Officers in Manchester say Calvin Bonds stole a Ford Probe after putting a knife to throat of the driver. According to police, he was speeding away from the scene when the car smashed into a pickup truck. Authorities say they caught up with Bonds a short while latter, pedaling hard on a pink and white girl's bike. One officer says Bonds claimed the bike was his and he was on his way home. Bonds now faces a number of charges including two counts of larceny -- one for the car and the other for the bike.
Connecticut Police say 17-year-old Kevin Ortiz picked the wrong guy to rob. Officers say he approached Richard Holton, who was waiting at a Burger King drive-thru window. Ortiz allegedly asked for a ride and then said, "I'm going to rob you." But he got an unpleasant surprise when Holton, an off duty cop, pulled his service revolver -- and placed Ortiz under arrest.
Delaware
It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place.
Lowes Crossroads, it is a violation of local law for any pilot or passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while either flying or waiting to board a plane.
Lynch Heights, It is against the law to sneeze in an airplane.
District of Columbia
A convict broke out of jail then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
Florida
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as well as the salon owner.
Having *cough cough* relations with a porcupine is illegal.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay.
Miami, it is against the law to imitate animals.
Mount Dora, Fl. A pet rooster cannot say cock-a-doodle-do within the city limits.
Sarasota, it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
An accused thief can blame his stinky feet for giving him away. Officers in Leesburg charge that Norman Wright pushed a boy off his bike and stole it, along with 20 dollars the boy had. Police say they found Wright a few blocks away, huddled in the bushes with the bike and several bottles of cheap wine. According to police, Wright had 80 dollars stuffed in his boots, along with the 20 bucks he took from the kid. Officers didn't buy the story that all the money was his. According to police, the 80 dollars smelled like stinky feet -- while the other 20 didn't.
West Palm Beach, put bank robber Steven Raines behind bars after he went into a hotel and plunked $10,000 in cash on the counter. According to investigators, Raines ordered a vodka with a plate of lemon slices and sugar, then started counting out the cash. Barman Chip Welfeld got suspicious and called the cops. Police say Raines had hit two banks before stopping for refreshments.
A burglary defendant claimed in court that he was driven to crime by cotton candy. According to Wesley Shaffeer's lawyer, Shaffer had eaten one and a half bags of cotton candy the night before breaking into a house in Boca Raton - and this had driven him legally insane. "His blood sugar was so high he shouldn't be held responsible," the lawyer argued. However prosecutors pointed out that Shaffer had confessed to 600 similar break-ins in the 1970s and had been sentenced to 10 years in jail for it, so the "cotton candy" defence shouldn't be allowed.
Lake City, Karen Lee Joachimmi, 20, was arrested for robbery of a Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chain saw, which was not plugged in.
J'adore tu!!!
J'adore pommes!!!
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