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Hi gals! Welcome back to Quia! This can be our own private e-mail. Don't forget the passwords! I'm not gonna tell you here, in case someone finds this page. But, hey! Have fun!

It's RSI!!!!! Heeeheeeeheeeeeeeeeee! Since no one is e-mailing me (hint,hint,hint) I thought I would come here and blather my nose off to whoever is listing for a while. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah! So there!!!

Its RSI again! I know that you have schoolwork, but you should have a few minutes to spare for your poor pitiful friend!!! Where are you?????!?!?!!!!?!??!!? WRITE!!!

I'm here! It's HLN. What are you doing for the biography fair? My essay starts out "My name is penelope, Queen of Ithaca" so I think you can guess who I am! Aren't these colors hideous? (Hideous is my new favorite word)


Hiya, It's Mje!!!! I'm not doing anything for the biography fair, but I wouldn't miss yours for the world! ok, ok, maybe I would, but only for the world!

So, are you going? THis is HLN. I'll stick around for a while. Write something peoples!

Mje: So do you think I HAVE the world? NO!!! And what's worth talking about anyway? There is NOBODY (hint) or ANYTHING worth talking about!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING CRAZY!

This is HLN, and is it possible to be crazier than you are already?

RSI: doubtful. Soooooo...I hear that MJE is at HLN's house now! Are you going to e-mail me or are you going to sit there like a bunch of idiots?

Mje: What are you talking about? We DID email you! Didn't we?

HLN: Yes, we did. It's biography fair today. RSI, got butterflies? I do!

RSI: Like I said, I'm scared witless. You see, my report is TEN minutes long!!! Ahhhhhhhh! Everyone will be falling asleep!

HLN: Actually, I thought it was GREAT!!!! Hey, I like this way of putting HLN: or RSI: before we write! That way we don;t have to say "Oh, this is RSI," etc.

MJE: Don't forget me! Is Gloria gooified yet? I MISSED THE BIOGRAPHY FAIR!!!!!!! WAAAAHAAHAHAA! PS. Was James there? RSI: there is something wrong witht this page. It won't let me add stuff!!!
MJE: Then how did you tell us that???

RSI: 'Cause I didn't put a ruturn in front of my thing! See if THIS works...
RSi again: IT DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HLN: Whatever. No, James was NOT there, Miss Lovesick. SO THERE!
RSI: But, Soon-to-be-MRS. Lovesick, you do get to see him at chemistry. SO THERE!
MJE: Whatever.
RSI: Yeah, WHATEVER!
HLN: Whatever yourself. Y'know, I think I will tell him. Serves you right if he never looks at you again!
RSI: Soooo, let's tell then for jeepers sake! (and don't even say it....I KNOW jeeper doesn't have a sake!)
MJE: What's a jeeper?
RSI: There is no such thing as a jeeper. It's just a saying like: "Jeepers, I like that shirt you're wearing!"
HLN: You do? I thought it was HIDEOUS!
RSI: HaHaHA!!! Very funny. It was so funny I forgot to laugh. Ha.
HLN: HA.
RSI: I said "ha" first! So there!
MJE: Oh, DO SHUTTUP! Hahaha. Poo. So THERE!
HLN: Oh, mje. Can you PLEEEEEEEASE stop copieing what we say and talk like a normal human being? (which is hard for all of us)
RSI: wHo saYS WE areN't NoRmaL?¿?¿?¿?
MJE: Who says we ARE normal!? I'm changing this color! I hate it!
RSI: And so-called "Olive" is any better? It should be called "Ol ive the grossness in the world globbed into one stinky colior!!!"
HLN: You got that right! Is burgundgloppyish and charteusmagopye better?
RSI: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJE: How about Navy blue and Forrest green?
RSI: Gross. Too nice. What about Dark Gray on Peach???
HLN:No. It's as bad as we were yesterday..covered in bigfatoooooozingstinkymud! How's these colord?
RSI: Purty Darn Gross, I'm changing this to something *nice* now! Wasn't yesterday fun??? I want to do it again, but with a bathing suit and my hair up!
HLN: Uhh....yeah!!!!!!!!!!! It was not fun combing mud and dirt and rocks and sticks outta your hair!!!! Use a shower cap or something!
RSI: Nay! I would rather thou not throw goo at my hair! God's teeth that was GROSS!!!
HLN: You can say that again! Where's MJE?
RSI: God's teeth that was GROSS!!! And I have no idea. Mars? Neptune? WHERE HAS SHE GONE?!?!
HLN: Don't ask me! I asked you first...anyways, at least YOU write!
RSI: Thank you. I got more e-mails from out missing friend, so she is still in this world! I'll give her a large hint to come here or else.... Anyway, in case I forget to call you, tomorrow is fine for HomeWords! Since it is 9:41 P.M. right now I will not call!
HLN: I'll be there at 1! Should I call? I might...
HLN: Never mind, I already went!
HLN: IS ANYONE THERE?????
RSI: No. Nobody is here. You are aaaaaalllll alone in the great expanse of nothingness......OF COURSE I AM HERE YOU DINGBAT!!!!!! WRITE TO MEEEEEEEE!!!
HLN: ONLY IF YOU WRITE BACK, YOU THREE EYED DINGBAT!!!!!!
HLN: YOu said you were there! WHERE ART THOU????????
HLN: Where is everyone? I'm aaaaall aaaaallllooonnnnne!
RSI: Yes, you are. Sorry, I FORGOT ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I am back now.
HLN: Are you there?? Good! My cat is sleeping on TOP of my computer/ She is being a PEST! Do you HEAR THAT CAT??!?!?!?!??!
CAT: No. I do not. I am snoosing and you will leave me alone.
RSI: Yep, I'm here. My cat sleeps in a box under my desk for no reason that I can see! Cats are weird. So are you. So there!!!
HLN:I do not agree to the latter. Only to the former. It's,like,um,like,er,uh,hum? Exactly, I couldn't remember what I was going to say. What was I going to say? (And DO NOT write "I don't know!")
MJE: Ha! You talk about RSI leaving you alone! Ha! I've left you, Hln, to that Three Eyed DingBat you were talking to! And I left YOU, Rsi, to the blabber-brained-fozsnork YOU were talking to! HAIL THE THREE EYED DINGBAT AND THE BLABBER BRAINED FOZSNORK!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
P.S. (I'm changing this color to olive and light gray.HA.)
HLN:Oh, MJE, you're BACK!!!!! Hooray! NOW WRITE!!!! (And thou art a four toed snail!)
HLN: Where is everybody? No one's been here for FOREVER!!!!
MJE: "Yeah, where did RSI go?"
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