mpmjokes Matthew Milano
Here are some jokes I think are funny.  Read them.  What do you think?



       There once was a plumber who had a dog named Chase.  Chase loved to eat the grass in his overgrown lawn, so the plumber kept him inside.  One day, when the plumber was comming home from work, he dropped his wrench in the grass.  That same night, Chase broke out of the house. He ate all the grass.  When the plumber left the house, he saw his wrench lying on the ground.  He was so overjoyed that he found it that he started singing: "Amazing Chase, how sweet, that hound. Who saved a wrench, for me."




                   A book never written: "Building a House" by Arcie Techt



"3 ways dogs are better than kids"

1. Dogs don't demand thier own phone.

2. It dosen't take a year to teach a where to go to the bathroom.

3. Dogs don't care if the peas touch the mashed Potatoes.

          

                 One day there were two boys.  The older boy was trying to scare his brother by saying: " Imagine you're in haunted House full of ghosts what would you do? The little boy calmly said "I'll just stop imagining!

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