O, Weary Traveler,
Lend Me Your Ears,
For I Have a Tale To Share.


This Tale I Tell,
I Tell This Tale,
It Is About a Tree.


But a special tree,
You see,
Also about campers,
And Me.


The Tree I Tell,
The Muffin Tree,
The Ledgend of,
The Muffin Tree...

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The Muffin Tree was very Tall,
The Muffin Tree Was Slim
The Muffin Tree was in a fort.
The Fort Made...
By THe Campers Named...
The Inca....


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This Happy Tree,
THe Campers Dared...
To Knock It Down.
THe Councelor said...


"If you knock down this tree...
"I Will GIve you all...
"Muffins..."


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So These Campers Were Determend
Get these muffins!
They decided
So they got a bunch of sticks.
To Knock Down THe...
Muffin Tree....


The Fort Trees Smelled
Of Smelly Smells...
That Smelled...
Smelly...


They smelled of root beer
And Mango
And THey Tried to Make a...
Gum Tree of used Gum...


They Pushed And Pulled
And Totally Bent
The Muffin Tree
In Each Directions
But it was no use..


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They Used THeir Hands
And Sticks
They Tried To Dig up it's roots...
BUt it was no use...


But Then I,
As A Camper,
Dug a fence post from the ground,
And we used that.
The Muffin Tree was Halfway Out.
Not Good Enough.


So You See,
My Happy Friend...
The Muffin Tree Lasts To This Very Day.
The Campers Are Still Trying to get their Muffins


So, if nothing else...
Remember this, O Weary Traveler...
Only May a Camper Dig This Tree out.
So if you happen to stumble upon this tree,
Do Not Make an Attempt To Break It...
Or The Curse of the Muffin Tree...
Shall Come Upon you...


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