screwedlife My Screwed Up Life
Hey, I'm Thinking that you came here to hear about my extremely sad life huh? well i'll tell you about it. first of all, i am extremely stupid. i can tell the difference between the door and the wall, so i'm constantley slamming into to wall. Second of all, i talk a lot, and this gets people mad. its funny to see their reaction. that is how sad my life is. once i got an f on my reading quiz, and i laughed at it. many people hate me because they think that i'm annoying. i like to walk around dressed up as a giant stick of butter, but sometimes its a rotting radish. i'm three feet tall and i call myself PIP THE MIGHTY SQUEEK. i have a mental deficiency and i think that the tv is talking to me. once, it said that my name was luke. the tv said that he was my father. i'm so confused on who i am. i like to put my bum on things cuz its fun. once i stuck my bum into a cannon and i couldn't get my bum out. then, they shot the cannon to my bum and i got poo all over the place. this is very sad. when i go into hotels, i like to bring my own soda machine. i like to stick my head into it and stay cool. please help me make my life unsad!
Last updated  2008/09/28 06:02:54 PDTHits  413