Hello all.
This is my new web page. I had to make a new one because I am an idiot and I forgot my username and password for the old one. I won't go on and on like people I could mention like Michelle Lynch but I will give you my complete guide to happiness:
*1* Don't go around pretending you're someone you're not. It gets way too messy and people will like you much better as yourself. If you really think you're too wierd to be yourself I have this advice for you:
1)There will ALWAYS be someone stranger than you, (trust me, I know).
2)You may come across someone as attractively unique as yourself one day.
*2* Your parents are there for 2 reasons: 1.To tell you what to do and 2.To annoy the living daylights out of you. Here's a trick I recently discovered: Don't lie about where you're going because you will eventually get caught (it doesn't matter how smooth you think you are), you will be grounded for a month, and you will NOT be happy. So when they give you good advice listen to it, and when they give you dumb advice make sure you wait till they turn around and THEN roll your eyes.
*3* Britney Spears is out there for all to enjoy. Take advantage of this opportunity. She is my role model. Since I have done this, my life has been nothing but bliss, and I encourage those of you reading to make her your role model as well.
*4* Two summers ago I went against my will to a place called St.Joseph, Missouri to visit some relatives. This was my great 1999 summer vacation experience. We spent a week there and visited places such as Jesse James' house and the Pony Express Musuem. Thrilling. My dad grew up there. He tried to show us his old houses and landmarks but they were all empty lots. Growing up there scarred him for life and now he is an extremely disturbed and paranoid man. I would advise against taking your honeymoon in St. Joseph, Missouri.
*5* Don't jog in Boca in merely a sports bra and shorts. You will end up running for your life.
*6* Respect all people named Katie. They are exceptionally brilliant, smart, talented, and beautiful. Do not underestimate us.
*7* Always, I repeat, ALWAYS make sure that you are wearing underwear when you leave the house. Enough said.
Okay I guess I'm done now. Those were just a few points I felt needed to be expressed to those reading. Enjoy!
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