Welcome everyone!!! first & foremost id like to thank my wonderful friend jimmy for mentioning me on his page
im sorry im not as talented as michelle & i cant carry on an intelligent conversation with myself, so instead i shall tell you a story.
im sure youve noticed that the name at the top of my page says "my pandora" &, if youre as ignorant as i think, said to yourself "huh?...i dont get get". well fear not for i am here to straighten things out for you. If you are at all familiar with Greek mythology i commend you on your wonderful intellegence and suspect you already know what this name means. for the more insipid of the group heres the story behind Pandora (shortened version of course)...
p.s. to little miss birdsong-NOT A WORD OUT OF YOU!!!! IF IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE OH WELL, ILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU LATER
the story goes like this...
Zeus went to Hephaestus & had him create a beautiful woman out of clay. The Four Winds blew life into her and the gods gave her a box warning her never to open it. Her name was Pandora which means "gift to all". now, that explains my reasoning for the whole "my pandora" reasoning(it means my gift to all if you didnt quite catch that, but if you wish i shall continue with the story for it is quite lovely. what do you say amy?...should i proceed? very well! onward i shall go!
Her name was Pandora which means "gift to all" & she was the first woman. Eventually curiosity got the best of Pandora & she opened the box. Plagues, sorrow & mischief flew out, but she closed the lid in time to save Hope which we always have when things are rough.
wasnt that exquisite!! and you shall all walk around now a little more enlightened.
this is getting quite extensive & prolix so i shall conclude with a compiliation of sayings, many of which i myself live by, however i shant give away all my secrets!!!
WISE WORDS OF AMY
-be loyal
-keep your promises...a person is only as good as his/her word
-keep secrets
-mind your own business
-eating chocolate doesnt solve your problems...but it doesnt hurt
-most things you worry about never happen
-if you keep doing what youve always done youll keep getting what youve always gotten
-do it right the 1st time
-dont speak unless you can improve the silence
-regardless of the situation act with class
and my final thought, and probably the most important peice of information on my web page, is this...
-if in a fight, hit first and hit hard...then run!!!
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