I'm the Spider!
Info of the Spider: "The Spider has only six legs, it's whole name is the six-legged spider. The Spider always has a '*' before it talks. It is a very elegant speaker, lets hear what he has to say"
*Hello, I am enchanted to meet you! I live here in my web, but at night I sneak into your house and eat all your ice cream!*
Uh, that's very interesting Spider. Lets check out the Elephant butt! The Elephant butt is a very sloppy writer, but he really does have a lot to say, even if you can't understand it! Let's hear what he has to say!
@I am duh elphnt but, i eet duh sihx legd spidur! dis bakgwound loocs lik poopys!@
Ok, Ok, let's hear something from somebody worth talking to! Let's interview Rsi! Rsi, let's hear what you want to say!: I say: GO AWAY!!!!! So there!
Or Helen:
I like to talk, and I'm am going to blather on and on and
on and-
Ok, how about the elephant butt.
i m d elft bd tak 2 me.
Uh, WE NEED SOMETHING INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!
Like what?
Yeah, like what??? (this is RSI)
Like a NEW character! Something that can be just as famous as the Spider, Elephant, And Watermelon!
And pooka pooka bush, ten toed egg, five eared slug, and...
Well, how about red eared squash?
No, HEY! Wait a minute. You know we only have three famous characters and KTN needs to make it four!
RSI: but all she has is weird dogs and cats! She's obsessed!!! And we need something INTERESTING, like a green-polkadotted banana!
MJE: Yeah, SIGH. This time let's think of how we want our creature to ACT, I mean if we want it to be elegant, or stupid, or hysterically ersatz, like a green-polkadotted banana that talks. (Ersatz is my new word)
HLN: And will you enlighten us who have no knowledge of magic, TO WHAT THE *@*!@# WORD MEANS!
RSI: you mean what the ¨¥Ýˆª•ª*ݨ¥Ý°¥¶•*ݮݧ***ª! that means!
MJE: Ersatz means something pretending to be something (Or somebody) else.
HLN:Oh yeah. And ersatz is a real word, not a magic word.
MJE: Yes it is. It's mentioned in one of my Lemony Snicket books.
RSI: All hail Lemony Snicket! What a weird pen name!
HLN: Does he have anything to do with an orange-flavored Snickers bar?
MJE: No. Hln, you read the first book, if you liked it, you're welcome to borrow the next book from me.
HLN:Yes I did. It's justa weird name. And, it's kinda funny, but you know what? When you type or e-mail, you always soound so sad and angry and boooring. But that's not you at all!
MJE: How would you know?
HLN: WHere are you???????
HLN again: HELP! YOUR ALL GONE!!!
RSI finally: No, I'm not gone! I am here! I haven't been here for ages, I know, but I am now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HLN: GOOD! Go to "please read this" and sign. THne I'll delete that page and "journalofrsimjehln" OK?
RSI: Yep. I signed. But where is MJE? She hasn't signed the readthisordie thing either!
HLN: I think she's forgot all about us. Which is a pain. D'you want to delete them ANYWAYS? And it'll just be TOO BAD for her!
RSI: Hear! Hear! There is really nothing there worth saving anyways...
HLN: YEah..........
RSI: OK, can you take the stuff of journalofrsimjehln and e-mail it to MJE, just in case she wants anything on there> I mean, it is sorta her page too!
HLN: OK, I will. You can delete "readthisordie" OK?
MJE: GoDs'S ArSe!
HLN: Actually, I realized we already deleted it!
HLN: MJE, you missed out on the things above. But you can't type in them! Just type after everything else!!!!!!
MJE: Huh. Have you noticed I'm back from New Mexico?
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