the quiz that stumped the blonde

so like one time there was this blonde and i had this quiz so i was all like hey blonde coem take my quiz and she was all like o no not another quiz and i was like yes common come take my quiz and she was all like oooooooo k so she came and took my really really really hard quiz and she lost and i was all like hahaha u lost the quiz and she was all like o well and she went and sat back down and i wa all like hey! my quiz stumped the blonde and everyone was all hurray and they named me kind of france and i was all like hey look a me i'm king of france and i ordered a million ducks to come to france and make that funny noise and so the ducks came and made a funny noise and i was lke hey u ducks u make a funny noise and then we all had duck soup and everyone lived standing on one foot happily ever after.