| A | B |
|---|
| Zapdos | the shocking bird |
| moltres | Legendary fire |
| articuno | ice ice baby |
| pikachu | everyone's favorite pokemon |
| hitmonchan | a hard hitting punching pokemon |
| hitmonlee | kick kick kick |
| charizard | the only card worth $35 |
| blastoise | the turtle everyone dreams of owning |
| electabuzz | the only electrc pokemon you can't catch on blue |
| magikarp | the most pathetic pokemon, period |
| gyarados | the best evolution of a water pokemon, scrach blastoise |
| abra | another crapper, but it's evolutions rock |
| kadabra | an awsome evolution of abra |
| alakazam | the best evoltion of abra |
| mewtwo | the best psy pokemon |
| lapras | the ferrior |
| kabutops | a fossil that almost looks like syther |
| venusaur | brocks geoduses worst nightmare |
| golem | bolders rolling |
| dratini | looks gay, but it's awsome |
