| A | B |
| Quarterback | Rich Gannon |
| Running back from UofM | Tyrone Wheatley |
| Receiver from Notre Dame | Tim Brown |
| Receiver holds all records | Jerry Rice |
| Big Defensive Tackle | Darrell Russell |
| Criminal Teams | Ravens and Bronco's |
| Best coach in football | John Gruden |
| Team colors | Silver and Black |
| Cheerleaders | Raiderettes |
| Team ranked #1 on power rankings | Oakland Raiders |
| Only team that exists in Pro Football | Oakland Raiders |
| Speedy back from Philly | Charlie Garner |
| Pro bowler def. back from UofM | Charles Woodson |
| Fat ass late hitter cheater | The "Goose" |
| Raiders win loss record | 8 wins 2 losses |
| Big deadly offensive tackle | Lincoln Kennedy |
| Owner | Al Davis |
| Next opponent | Arizona Cardinals |
| Raider stadium | The "Black Hole" |
| They call me the assassin | Autobiography of Jack Tatum |