I'm sorry hun, I didn't mean to stick my booty in your face
Dan
Ashley...dude...It's 1 o'clock, you might think of getting up sometime soon!
Erik
"...I haven't seen my mom in like ever, she calls me everyday and like leaves messages not expecting me to call her back crying like, 'I just miss you I just wanted to hear your voicemail. Like come on, nobody...no son wants to hear that from their mom"
Jacob
"God... I just want some food.. I'm not trying to talk back to you Lou."
