| A | B |
|---|
| Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear | Sheila Take A Bow |
| Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat | This Charming Man |
| I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does | How Soon Is Now? |
| And if you should die, I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry | Unhappy Birthday |
| I'd like to drop my trousers to the world | Nowhere Fast |
| Sixteen, clumsy and shy, that's the story of my life | Half A Person |
| It's time the tale was told of how you took a child and you made him old | Reel Around The Fountain |
| I'm feeling very sick and ill today but I'm still fond of you | What Difference Does It Make? |
| I was looking for a job, and then I found a job | Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now |
| But I don't want a lover, I just want to be seen in the back of your car | You've Got Everything Now |
| No, I don't want to see her... Would you please let me see her | Girlfriend in a Coma |
