| A | B |
|---|
| Dress Code | Excuse for the evil administration to harass students. |
| Tucking in shirt rule | Is completely and utterly pointless. |
| Belt rule | Why bother? It makes you look like a prep!! |
| Uniforms | Add to the CA Stereotype |
| The real question | Does somebody have their priorities mixed up? |
| The real reason for school | is not to have a shirt tucked in!! |
| Lunch | Why? Why torture us that way? |
| Table heads | do NOT build community |
| Stealing | Does NOT build a community! |
| Mr. Newmark | is a monkey with dyslexia. |
| Student comittees | are worthless and get nothing of any importance accomplished |
| Email | is life |
| Ms. Lydia Kim | is a very unpleasant woman |
| Students | have no say |
| marijuana | is rampant |
| Sex | is rampant also... how sick! |
| People at school | are preps but i love em all anyway |
| School | sucks |
| teachers | are cool for most teachers |
| Uncool-- | taking away freedoms |
| Beach trip | would be cool |
| School food | is dog crap |
| Mr. Hayes | smells bad |
| Eagles nest | was hell |
| Chicken | Eat more chicken!!! |
| Chick-filet | more like CA's 6th building |
| Practice rooms | Whooo!!! They are locked and dark for a reason!! |
| Poor goldfish | absolute cruelty |
