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HELLO: I have gotten no e-mails - ZIP! I have gotten no embarassing moments and no awnsers to the "Things to ponder section" I need Jokes too. SO E-MAIL ME!!!
Hilights of the week are as follows:
- This week is nathional chalk sweepers week
- Beware: Corn can lead to cops
- Matt D. did a great display of "baby got back" for loosing his band music
- We all love our dentists
- Regis is just a big old wrinkly man with money... His women want everything but the wrinkly old man!!!
- Corning can be fun but you do have to "run"
- Alison Berk. has an unknown solo in every song she plays!
- George Bush was supposed to come here but el es tonto, so now he should know this ( WE HATE HIM )
- Christine Bounces when she walks
- John tells Mr. pletcher unknown secrets
- Nobaody is comming to the dance!!!
- Jamie's PARTY!!!
- OH my Gosh look at that picture!
That is all that I know right now, but stick with the page and I will try to add some more hilights of the week!
POEMS POEMS POEMS POEMS POEMS POEMS POEMS POEMS
This is WARNING, A poem by Shel Silverstien,
There lives a shap-toothed snail
So if you stick you finger in,
He may bite off you nail
Sick it farther up inside,
and he may bite off your ring,
Stick it all the way up inside, and he
may bit the whole darn thing off.
This is HAT, A poem by Shel Silverstein
Teddy said it was a hat,
So i put it on.
Now Dad is saying,
"Where the heck the Plunger gone?"
JOKES JOKES JOKES JOKES JOKES JOKES JOKES JOKES JOKES
There was a women married to a man. The woman came home from shopping one night and found her husband in bed with another woman. She kicked her out of the house, grabbed her husband by the (you know what) and ran out into the grage. She put his (you know what) into a clamp and locked, then she got out a saw. He screamed and said, You can't cut my thing off! She said , I am not going to cut it off, you are. I am lighting the house on fire!!!
THINGS TO PONDER THINGS TO PONDER THINGS TO PONDER
Think really hard about this and if you can e-mail me your awnser...... good luck!
If you dig a hole 5 feet deep and then jump in, lay down, get burried and then start eating your amr, are you considered, canabalistis? You are eating human, right?
:) The e-mail link is at the top! ^
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
And the Winner of the weekly Fight awar goes to ......
Mr Wygonik and Brandon Sheilds!
For those of you who don't know.... Mr. Wygonik is making brandon play last chair for the trumpet because he has not taken his playing test. Ther was not a big firght but it was the only one i could think of. Congadulation! ( this fight contained no physical contact, it was all verbal )
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY
Next Week, probably on monday, This part of the page will include awsome praks that have been done by you, ! I will not include your name, one the awsome prak! Email Me your story...... Email link is at the top ^
Well Thanks for visiting my site and I hope you return soon, Remember , every week the Weekly highlights are always changing! Tanks again. -BOLBY