Hi Gals! A page for stupid poems! Yes!
ACK! OH HELP! No one hears,
as the bffs slowly dissapear.
Down the drain?
All they are,
are big fat oozing toes.
Slimy puke is what we eat!
We never wash our dirty feet.
If we hear the word shower,
in our compost heaps we cower.
MJE I'm afraind I must tell you this,
that being non-slimy shall remain a bliss,
you are stinky I thought you were dead:
all because of your crazy head!
Oh poor RSI, what shall we do?
Your head is in a bigfatstew!
You are a dope with nothing to eat,
Except for your slimy, stinky feet!
Oh, Helen! oh, Rosie! what happened to your head!?
you're teriffyingly frighful, i thought you were DEAD!
Oh, puke! oh, puke! you're just gonna make a fluke!
AND YOU LOOK SO STUPID,HELEN, THAT YOU REMIND ME OF THE BIG DOG AT MY OLD STREET THAT'S NAME WAS DUKE!