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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Why is a blonde like a door knob?
'Cause everybody gets a turn.

What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A blond doing cartwheels.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
One.

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted! .

To a blonde, what is long and hard?
Grade 4.

How do u get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave!

If a blond and a burnette jump out of a plane at the exsact same time who lands first and Why?
the Burnette because the blond had to stop and ask 4 directions.
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