1. This isn't an office; it's hell with fluorescent lighting.
2. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
3. Can't I trade this work for what's behind door number 1?
4. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
5. And which dwarf are you?
6. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
7. If I throw a stick, would you leave?
8. You! Off My Planet!
9. If I want to hear feet pitter-patter, I'll put shoes on my cats.
10. And your crybaby opinion would be…?