odetomomtheicky Helen
Dear Mother,
This is a poem page made just for you!!!!
Ode to Mother
Oh mother I hate to tell you,
But your hair looks like a Canta Kelyu,
Which is a type of seaweed,
That is slimy and makes you bleed,
You don't even want to know,
Abut your...uh....toe.
And I am sorry, I must ask,
What on earth did you do to the flask,
of slimy goo and lizard Snoo,
It's the worst mess I seen in a pass!!
(What's that? A wind? NO! A fart!)
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