Beinvenidos a la pagina excellente. Es divertido. Un poco espaniol es necesario.
Hola Seniorita Method! Hey Mike and Amy! I love you guys!
Anyone who was bored enough to come to this website will be pleasantly surprised to see that I'm coming back with the blonde jokes! They're classic and you gotta love 'em even if you are blonde and I'm sorry but BEG you are the biggest blonde! But I still love you! =)
knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
> > - she called me to get my phone number.
> > - she put lipstick on her forehead because she
wanted to make up her mind.
> > - she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
> > - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
> > - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> > - she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
> > - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
> > - she tried to drown a fish.
> > - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked
> > On Phonics."
> > - she tripped over a cordless phone.
> > - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> > - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
> > here"...she put Sagittarius."
> > - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
> > - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
> > - she studied for a blood test.
> > - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
> > - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
> > - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
> > - she sold the car for gas money.
> > - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went
> > home and got 16 friends.
> > - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
> > home, she moved.
> > - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
> > - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
> > - when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
> > "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
BEG-I love you! I'm teerino! Yes I remembered it! I love just laughing and talking. You're the best friend.
Mike- Hey babe! thanks for being so sweet! You're an awesome boyfriend and each day I love getting to know you more.