This is the countdown to the last day of school!
Words Of Wisdom for the day
Never wrestle with a hungry mountain lion.
If you happen to be blind, always have your guiding-eye-moose.
Don't ever go snow skiing in your birthday suit!
Secrets don't make friends!
The biography of Matt Strunker
Many moons ago in a far away land a baby was born. His parents named him Strunker. He was born on the docks of Eerie Canal. As he grew, his parents allowed him to move away. He went on long journeys in search of cheese and pastrami. His feet led him to the land of Florida where he found cheese and lots and lots of pastrami. He settled in and began to get a lot of friends. Now he is the most popular guy you and i know.(yeah right!)
The biography of Remmy the Red Head
Not too long ago in a not so far away land, a red head was brought into this world in some strange third world country. He wasn't wanted at the time by his real parents so he was given to a pack of wild three toed sloths and he was raised by them for about fourteen years. Later on, his parents decided they might have some use for their son so they went in search for him in the jungles of the Indian plains of Ghandi the ruler of the indian plains. They found him and they brought him back to the states where they sent him to a quality institution where he attends to this day.
The biography of Mason
Mason. Poor, poor Mason. He was born in a snake pit in egypt because his parents were snake farmers. He was raised on the pyramids of the sahara because his parents thought it would be a "neat" experience. He became very sunburn and was fedex-ed to America where he was recieved by a lovely Hebrew family in Montana. He was then raised on Gefilte fish (a jewish favorite) and orange juice. He now attends HCA along with the rest of us.
Silly laws in certain states
Did you know that in some states it is illegal to ride with a Gorilla in the backseat of your car and it is also illegal in some states to frighten pigeons. In Alaska, it is against the law to push a moose out of a moving plane and it's against the law to feed that moose alcoholic beverages. In another state, if you happen to have a cat that is allowed to run loose at night, that cat must be fitted with a tail-light.
- Never run with a running chainsaw.
I'd like to say hello to the sandpiper, Mr. Wisker-Biscuit, strunker, Hairy Legs, the red head guy, Batt Marker, Mason, RB, The peruvian Llama girl, The big Wray, Caroloon Aint, ghetto warrior, N.N., Jolly Man, Captain Stubings, the angry irish man, the doc, the fluffy goose, elmer, Rubin Dubin, my Mom, and anyone else that i forgot to mention.