Hello all you people that want to be cool. My name is Mistuh Geoff and I'll teach you all the ways to be cool.
This little sections how stick up for yourself.
1.First you must remember that even though the snobby jerks pick on you, just remember that your better than they are.
2.Second make up some good come-back in your free time, so you have them when somebody insults you.
3.Act like a nice guy and don't be jerks to girls. (Some day you'll thank me for that information.)
4.Do your best to be athletic and get on th Phys. Ed. teacher's good side.
5.Try not to get into too much trouble. Because just remember that goes on your permanent grade.
6.When some guy pushes you push him back. C'mon make wussy cry.
O.K. This is where I tell you how to be cool.
Listen up!
1.If a jerk calls you stupid or something ignore him and pretend to talk with a group of people you don't know.
2.If some girl thinks you're the most disgusting thing on the planet, bribe her younger or older brother to reading her diary and telling you all she wrote. After that, get her stuff she wants the most (without her knowing that you were the "selfish jerk" that bribed her brother into telling you about the diary) and she'll love you for the rest of your life.
3.This task is kinda' hard. Do your best to be athletic. Trust me on this. If your smart and your athletic (don't forget good looking) you'll be a preteen "god" to the girls.
4.You might want to wait 'till you're older to do this one. Okay. If you want to get a date with a girl you're nuts over, all you have to do is pull the Mr. Nice Guy routine. That means you gotta' be nice for awhile. Or you could just be nice around the girl. Like I said earlier, this won't work unless you are in the age of 16+.
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