| A | B |
|---|
| What bird can lift theheaviest weight? | Crane |
| What kind of nail should not be hammered? | Fingernails |
| What should you make a frying pan for it's birthday? | Pancake |
| What has a thousand needles but doesn't sew? | Porcupine |
| With what can you fix loose teeth? | Toothpaste |
| What has a foot on each end and one in the middle? | A yardstick |
| What is the most ferocious flower? | Tiger lily |
| What do you call a fight between two cartons? | Cardboard box |
| What is smarter than a cat who can count? | A spelling bee |
| What two animals go with you everywhere? | Your calves |
| What do you call a baby goat that's sleeping? | A kidnapping |
| What is a baby's favorite reptile? | Rattlesnake |
| What do baseball and cakes have in common? | Batters |
| What do you call a bull that takes naps? | Bulldozer |
| What does a bee use to comb its hair? | Honeycomb |
| What works best when there is something in its eye? | A needle |
| What would you call a stage performance by ponies? | Horseplay |
| What is it called when an orange hits a banana? | Fruit punch |
| What do you call bread in a bank? | Dough |
| What do you call a row of nails? | Nail file |
| What kind of plant came to America with the pilgrims? | Mayflower |
| What trees are carried in everyone's hands? | Palms |
| What is the crankiest fruit? | Crab apple |
| Where do automobiles go swimming? | Car pools |
| What musical instrument never tells the truth? | Lyre |
| What kind of fish can you find in a bird cage? | Perch |
| On what does a flower take notes? | Lily pad |
| What would you call a forest full of dogs? | Dogwood |
| Where do baby ears of corn sleep? | Corn crib |
| What do you get when you put an egg in a flowerpot? | Eggplant |
| What do you call a bunch of musical pebbles? | A rock band |
| What do you call a cat who eats lemons? | Sourpuss |
| What flowers like to be kissed? | Tulips |
| What has many leaves but no stem? | A book |
| What kind of driver doesn't need a license? | Screwdriver |
| What sort of house doesn't weigh very much? | Lighthouse |
| What musical instrument can you play with your feet? | Shoehorn |
| What is the word for a little cat bite? | Catnip |
| What do you call a nervous bug? | Jitterbug |
| What is the most expensive kind of fish? | Goldfish |
| What kind of shoes can you make from banana skins? | Slippers |
| What does a baby corn call its father? | Popcorn |
| What kind of bow can never be tied? | Rainbow |
| What is the most expensive kind of fish? | Goldfish |
| What always keeps its hands on its face? | A clock |
| What do hogs use to write? | Pigpens |
| What animal keeps the best time? | Watchdog |
| On what do toads rest their feet? | Toadstools |
| What school do you need a ladder to reach? | High school |
| What kind of horses only travel at night? | Nightmares |
| What are the biggest jewels in the world? | Baseball diamonds |
