| A | B |
|---|
| Geoff | is hot |
| Jackie | is a loser |
| Vanessa | is getting married to Dustin |
| Mini-wife | dustin's whatever u wanna call her |
| a drug | methamphetamine |
| Barton | wears leather |
| Mary | had a lamb |
| Def Leppard | is a rock band |
| TransAm | coolest car |
| Barney | is a dinosaur |
| Barbie | we can go on about her forever |
| Tom | he is mysterious, but supposedly hot |
| snowbank | what geoff wants to be put in |
| Bear | small, cute, and adorable |
| Wine | a certain person's beverage of choice |
| To mack | flirt |
| autotrader | best thing to read |
| prette | likes frogs and likes sluts |
| a hot place | Hawaii |
| you're not kewl unless you have this in your room | ceiling fan and touch lamps |
