| A | B |
|---|
| What do you call a sick alligator? | An illigator |
| How many Apathetic people does it take to change a light bulb? | Oh just forget it! |
| Which insect is popular at the shoe store? | the Centipede |
| What is green, fuzzy, has red spots and ten legs | I don't know. Isn't that your pet. |
| why couldn't the valley girl make Kool-aid? | two quart of water won't fit in the little packet |
| What type of Dino likes to read? | a Thesaurus |
| Why can't snakes play cards? | They never have good hands |
| what kind of chips do computers eat at lunch? | Microchips |
