| A | B |
| threw a knife at Sarah | Mike |
| road around the block naked | Andrew |
| got pulled through screen door | Paul |
| Wolfie pulled her through the yard | Melody |
| laughs like this: DERRRR | Sarah |
| broke head open falling down stairs | Jill |
| has a tatoo just above her right breast | Natalie |
| has two wonderful kids: the only one | Emily |
| sits on the couch all the time and whines | Kim |
| plays on the computer constantly so he can stay away from Mom | Andy |