| A | B |
|---|
| Why does Chris look like a retard? | His Momma |
| why does Chris run funny?? | His daddy |
| What is up with the circle thing around Chris's neck? | He is a queer |
| Why does he hang around Robbie? | That's his boyfriend |
| What is up with his voice?? | His balls have been grabed to many times |
| Why does he ask if he can borrow a dollar? | He is cheap!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Why does he suck at soccer? | Because he can't see his feet |
| why does he want to fight people so much? | He wants to get touchy feely |
