| A | B |
| Ashley | "23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31 buses....." |
| Trevor | I look like a girl! |
| Dan | I'm a big spender now I bought her a $25 ring |
| Jacob | I didn't think you could sing anyway |
| Trevor | An apple a day keeps Jay's nagging away |
| Erik | We were watching our weight for the show and Ashley kept smuggling Kit Kats into our room at night. I'd catch him eating in the closet |
| Jacob | Doin' a little washi wash |
| Ashley | Listen to the engine it's sounds like we're in Germany |
| Dan | And to make things worse, I just gave up my nice big warm bed |
| Erik | No. I am not going to get up. I am tired. Let me sleep a little |
| Trevor | I'm Jacob Underwood! I'm better then everybody else |
| Dan | Wait till you see Shelli she's a trip |
| Jacob | Hey Ikaika? What's your brother's phone number? I need to ask you a few questions |
| Ashley | Guys...quiet, I have something important to say! (long pause)...Do I make you horney |
| Erik | I don't even know how to attempt to grab all that garbage...go around it...come at it...attack it |
| Ashley | How good did that feel!? WHOOOOO |
| Dan | I have my own black socks, too |
| Jacob | I know we're gonna make up and it's gonna be sweet,sweet lovin' |
| Trevor | That girl from Titanic is hot...no!!! The old lady |
| Erik | Jacob's the wirter/producer, Ashley's the cute one, Trevor's the good dancer, Dan's now the motivator where am I? |