| A | B |
| How old is Pat? | That's an impertinent question! |
| Who is 64 years old? | It's not Pat is it? No it must be Philip! |
| What is the name of Pat's husband's daughter? | Susan |
| What is the name of Susan's mother's son's father? | Philip |
| Who is Anthony? | Damned if I know |
| How do you spell difficulty? | Mrs-D-Mrs-I.... |
| How do you spell Constantinople | Too hard for me-MrsC-Mrs-I-Mrs.F.F.I |
| Who was worried about donkeys | Betsy Trotwood |
| What is the name of Pat's husband's son's sister'smother | Patricia |
| What is Pat's middle name? | Well it ain't Fred |
| Why won't Pat come to visit us? | Because of the mosquitoes? |
| But still, who is Anthony? | Oh never mind |
| Complete:will you still need me?Will you still feed me? When I'm ... | 64 |
| An' I says "them as got that 'at" | "Done 'er in" |
| Who is the famous whale hunter in our family | Charlie |
| What are the names in chronological order of Rodney's children? | Joanne Steven Lisa |
| What are the name of Rodney's children in dictionary order? | Joanne Lisa Steven |
| When is Pat's birthday? | April 24th |
| Who said"Mum, do you know there's a golf ball in the lounge?" | Anthony again |
| Who squirted cola all over the car | Yes, Anthony!! |
| Who was escorted home by Police | That was Anthony too! |
| Who's suit was a "Beau Brummel" | Anthony's |
| Who said"I'm on me 10th coke!" | Anthony said it. |
| Who was the author of "Little Fool Ivan" | Grandpa of course |
| Who's teeth were like the stars? | Rosie's teeth were, cause they came out at night. |
| Complete:"We are 3 fairies from Roundhay Park" | Bluebell, Daffodil and Daisy |
| Who said"Rosie? I don't like her!" | Aynav said it |
| Who said"Pat! Hold De Baby" | Think it was Yohanan |
| Who's sailor cap floated on the top of the pool? | Tony's.. he'd fallen in |
| What do you call people who live in Spain? | Span yards of course |
| What is the name of Joanne's sister's brother's father's wife? | Cynthia |
| What are the name of Ronnie's daughters | Tal and Ariella |
| Who took Susan to see"DR.Zhivago" | Rodney |
| How old was Susan when Rodney took her to see Dr. Zhivago? | 5? |
| Who knew what a 'transvestite' was? | Not mum |
| 60+4= | 60+4=64 |
| 84-20= | 84-20=64 |
| What number am I thinking of? | 64 |
| Complete this number "6" | "4" |
| What's missing? _______four | sixty |
| What happens on April 24th? | Pat gets' another year older |
| sixty what? | sixty four |
| Please accept.... | My apologies for being mean |
| I love | you |
| Happy | Birthday |