| A | B |
| what is the name of the simpson's groundskeeper | Groundskeeper Willie |
| princible of springfield elementry | Seymour Skinner |
| how old is Mr. Burns mother | hundred twenty years old |
| who keeps on forgeting Homer's name | Mr. Burns |
| Mr. Burns's full name | Charles Montgomery Burns |
| how old is Bart | ten to twelve |
| what sound does Homer hate to hear | the sound of Lisa's sax |
| how old is Homer | thirty five years old |
| what election phrase does Homer use to get himself into office | "can't someone else do it" |
| what phrase made Bart famous | "I didn't do it" |
| when Homer was in a barbershop quartet what was his hit song | "Baby on Board" |
| What does Bart call Lisa in the short "Bart of the Jungle" | Lisumba |
| Who has a garden on his roof | Apu |