| A | B |
|---|
| Gene | "Nothing endures, not a tree, not love, not even a death by violence." |
| Phineas | "What the heck, it's only a game." |
| Mr. Hadley | "I can't imagine any man in any time settling for duty on a sewing machine." |
| Mrs. Lepellier | "...a terrible temper, no self-control, but he's sorry, and he is a good boy underneath." |
| Leper | "I am at Christmas location." |
| Mrs. Patch-Withers | "We must also be careful about works of art...if they are of permanent value." |
| Leper | "You always were lord of the manor, weren't you?" |
| Gene | "It wasn't the cider which made me surpass myself, it was this liberation we had torn from the gray encroachments of 1943, the escape we had concocted, this afternoon of momentary, illusory, special and separate peace." |
| Phil Latham | "Give it the old college try." |
| Dr. Stanpole | "There are risks, there are always risks." |
| Phineas | "Sure. There isn't any war." |
| Quackenbush | "The crew waits for no man." |
| Brinker | "Tonight we're investigating you...investigating Finny's accident!" |
| Phineas | "Naturally I don't believe books and I don't believe teachers...but I do believe---it's important after all for me to believe you." |
| Mr. Ludsbury | "Games are all right in their place...but all exercise today is aimed of course at the approaching Waterloo." |
