| A | B |
|---|
| dog | animal that barks |
| cat | animal that meows |
| hamster | animal the lives too long |
| squirrel | animal that eats our bird seed too much |
| horse | lives on 48th avenue |
| cow | should all live in India where they would be safe |
| gnat | something out of Pandora's box to plague the world |
| horsefly | friend of the gnat |
| tick | sucks your blood; not the kind that winks your eye |
| conure | a little green friend who will scream at you if you are late with the chow |
| cockatiel | a little flying creature who will love you, shower with you and sing when you play piano |
| cockatoo | a large flying creature with a crest who lives in the wild in a place I would like to live and be wild in |
| kangaroo | a large hopping mammal with a pocket that she does not put money in |
| platypus | God's mistake |
