| A | B |
|---|
| Sustain thyself by engorging on a goodly portion of the nutritious elements. | Eat to live. |
| When the gray aurora dawns in the eastern hemishpere, rouse yourself to a vertical position. | Get up in the morning. |
| Render to each homo sapien his rightful appurtenances. | Give everyone his own stuff. |
| Avoid premature surrender to excessive anticipation. | Be patient. |
| Please refrain from making your bowler a depository for sputum. | Don't spit in your hat. |
| Ambulate with extreme vigilance. | Watch your step. |
| Avoid contumelious comportment. | Don't be rude. |
| Never extricate foreign matter from your proboscis. | Don't pick your nose. |
| Shield your oral aperature when forcibly expelling from the same. | Cover your mouth when you cough. |
| Regard with deference and esteem those who are your predecessors. | Respect your elders. |
