| A | B |
|---|
| Miss King | the older English teacher that "goes for" John |
| a card | what Miss King calls John |
| hoard | the lady in the sanitarium has 320 towels, 2633 sheets, and 9000 English muffins |
| writer | what Lorraine is going to be when she grows up |
| actor | what John is going to be when he grows up |
| confidence | what John thinks Lorraine needs |
| phone gags | prank calls that John and Lorraine and their friends make |
| Bore | John's nickname for his father |
| disinfectant fanatic | how John describes his mom |
| skin disease | what Dennis tells an old lady he has in order to have the longest prank call |
