| A | B |
|---|
| art teacher | Mr. Freeman |
| biology teacher | Ms. Keen |
| algebra teacher | Mr. Stetman |
| social studies teacher | Mr. Neck |
| English teacher | Hairwoman |
| IT | Andy Evans |
| Basketball pole | Brendan Keller |
| art classmate of Melinda's | Ivy |
| new girl from Ohio | Heather |
| Andy flirts with this Martha | Emily Briggs |
| is on the lacrosse team | Nicole |
| Melinda's biology lab partner | David Petrakis |
| Manager at Effert's | Mrs. Sordino |
| sells insurance | Mr. Sordino |
| cubist artist | Pablo Picasso |
| goes to the prom with Andy | Rachel Bruin |
| gym teacher | Ms. Connors |
| hits herself on the forehead | Spanish teacher |
| uses an opened-up paper clip | Melinda |
| sits back & doodles a hornet | Principal Principal |
