| A | B |
|---|
| What kind of person sleeps on a lamp? | A light sleeper |
| What did the rug say to the floor? | "Don't move. I've got you covered." |
| What did one candle say to the other? | "Are you going out tonight?" |
| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? | "Stop picking on me." |
| Why do convicts in jail want to get the measles? | So they can break out |
| What did the calculator say to the student? | "You can count on me" |
| What did the caterpillar do for the new year? | Turn over a new leaf. |
| Why do people nap near fireplaces? | So they can sleep like logs. |
| What did one cornstalk say to the other? | "I'm all ears." |
| Why didn't they get the joke about the roof? | It was over their heads. |
| What did one elevator say to the other? | "I think I'm coming down with something." |
