| A | B |
| it's a farmer who killed himself because grain was ________. | cheap |
| Who can you not lie to? | God |
| Why can't the tailor SKIMP on material now? | tight pants are in fashion |
| Who does the drunk porter think he's like? | gatesman to HELL |
| Why is it NOT hell? | it's too COLD |
| What three things does drink make a man do? | nose red, it puts you to sleep, makes you urinate |
| drinking stimulates desire but hinders ---------------------? | performance |
| Who had the King asked to wake him up early? | MacDuff |
| T or F MacDuff found the murdered king. | True |