| A | B |
|---|
| Turkey's favourite colour | Green |
| Turkey's favourite drink | Espresso |
| Turkey's worst food | Chocolate |
| Turkey's favourite phrase | Stupid humans |
| Reason you are most likely to be a turkey | Incessant gobbling |
| Turkey's pet hate | Foolish humans |
| Turkey's favourite food | Human flesh |
| Turkey's aim in life | Win superbowl or become first non-human president of America |
| Turkey's favourite past-time | Plotting world domination |
| Person turkey looks like most | You |
