| A | B |
|---|
| Witches continually ponder | which child they will choose for their next squelching |
| Witches have magic | in their fingers |
| Not all women are witches but | all witches are women |
| Witches are doubly dangerous | because they don't seem to be dangerous |
| The first witches came from | Norway |
| You won't last long if you don't | know how to spot a witch when you see one |
| His grandmother was the only | grandmother who smoked cigars |
| Solveg ended up in the | oil painting |
| Little Birgit Svenson grew | feathers all over her body |
| Eventually Little Birgit Svenson | turned into a large white chicken |
| Leif dove down and when he | came up he was a porpoise |
| A real witch wears | gloves |
| A real witch is always as bald | as a boiled egg |
| The cleaner you are the | more smell you are to a witch |
| Witches spit is | blue |
| English witches are probably | the most vicious in the world. |
| Witchophiles are people | who appreciate witches |
| tommyrot | nonsense |
| A stupid witch who answers back | Must burn until her bones are black |
| A foolish witch without a brain | Must sizzle in the fiery flame |
| A witch who dares to say I'm wrong | Will not be with us very long |
| My only hope was that I | hadn't washed in days |
| If you are wanting a steak | you don't cook the whole cow |
| Metamorphosis | caterpillar becomes butterfly |
| Little boys have to go to school | mice don't |
| Children should never have baths | it's a dangerous habit |
| You are a human | in mouse's clothing |
