| A | B |
| Charlie Bucket | our hero |
| Mr. Willy Wonka | chocolate-maker extraordinary |
| Mr. & Mrs. Bucket | Charlie's father and mother |
| Grandpa Joe and Grandma Josephine | Mr. Bucket's father and mother |
| Grandpa George/Grandma Georgina | Mrs. Bucket's father and mother |
| What keeps the elevator up in the air? | Skyhooks |
| Why is starboard called starboard? | Star shots were always done on the starboard side |
| Mr. Hilton must be madder than a | maggot |
| Kati Kati Moon Un Stars | Fanfanisha Venus Mars |
| Screaming | Scorpions |
| The mighty man of whom I sing | The greatest of them all |
| Was once a teeny little thing | Just eighteen inches tall |
| And now that I am eight-nine | It's too late to repent |
| The fault was mine the little swine | Became the President |
| A little nonsense now and then | is relished by the wisest men |
| We even thought we heard the crunch | of someone eating you for lunch |
| I'm as happy as a horse | in a hayfield |
| She's as plussy as plussy can be | She's more plussy than you or than me |
| Just how old is she now | Is she more than 103 |
| It's not over yet," Charlie said laughing | It hasn't even begun |