| A | B |
|---|
| Martin Martello has television | on the brain |
| Martin is the best | student in the class |
| Martin knows everything there is | to know about adverbs |
| Martin even understands the | left adverb constraint |
| Martin avoids television the way | we avoid homework |
| Martin tells the Nurse that he is | just scraping by in Maths |
| Martin tells the nurse that the only | decent thing on T.V. is Sesame Street |
| Two books that Martin mentions: | The Sword in the Stone, Huckleberry Finn |
| The orderly says that the stew | isn't worth stealing |
| Martin asks what is it about t.v. | that mesmerizes people so? |
| For most people t.v. is the | drug of choice |
| I'm going to prove that t.v. is a | drug, one that impairs learning |
| Ernest Hemingway wrote: | The Snows of Kilimanjaro |
| Inadequately educated individuals get | sucked into the tunnel vision vortex |
| Hank was slated to be | Martin's 1st guinea pig |
