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| How did the Burgar King get the Dairy Queen Pregnat? | He forgot to cover his whopper. |
| What do you get when you mix Chocolate and Viagra? | OHHHH HENRY. |
| There were to parrots sitting on a perch and one said to the other... | Can you smell fish? |
| How would you be able to find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? | He'd be the one with the sesame buns. |
| If bill and Hilary clinton were on a boat and it sinks, who gets saved | The nation. |
| What do you call a happy farmer? | A jolly rancher. |
| A survey: Do you want to have sex with bill clinton? | 20% says yes, 80% says no... not again |
| WHat does KFC and a women have in commen? | Once your done with the breast and the thighs all you got left is a greasy box to put your bone it. |
| Why did Raggety Ann doll get kicked out of the Toy box? | Cuz she kept sitting on picnnochios nose and kept saying "lie to me, lie to me!" |
| What do all of these have in common? Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Clinton uses his all the time, Jeryy Seinfeld is very proud of his, and We never saw Lucy use Desi's. WHAT IS IT?? | A last name |
| Tickle Me Elmo A woman desperately looking for work goes into Erwin. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager finally gives in and says he does have a low skill job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line and nothing else. The woman happily accepts. He takes her down to the line and explains her duties and that she should report at 8AM the next day. The next day at 8:45AM theres a knock at the Personnel Managers door. The Tickle ME Elmo line manager comes in starts ranting about the woman just hired. After screaming for 15 minutes about how the line is backed up, the Personnel Manager suggested he show him the problem. Together they head down to the line and sure enough Elmo's are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired, she has pulled over a roll of the material used for the Elmo's and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles and starts sewing them between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager starts to kill himself laughing and finally after 20 minutes of rolling around, he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you to do was... | give Elmo two test tickles! |
