| A | B |
|---|
| How do kangaroos add up their purchases? | With pocket calculators. |
| Where should you pay your car repair bill? | At the crash register. |
| What is an easy way to double your money? | Look at it in a mirror. |
| Where do animals go when they lose their tails? | To the retail store. |
| What do toads buy at the mall? | Open-toad sandals. |
| What do you call a lazy kangaroo? | A pouch potatoe. |
| What should you give a snake before putting it to bed? | A good-night hiss. |
| What do cats eat on their birthdays? | Mice-cream cones. |
| What animal should you never play cards with? | A cheetah. |
| Where do you find frogs at football games? | On the cheerleaping squad. |
| Why can't you tell a pig your secrets? | It squeals. |
| Why aren't frogs allowed at baseball games? | They eat all the fly balls! |
| What's the best way to keep a skunk from smelling? | Plug its nose. |
| Why do flamingos stand on one leg? | If they stood on no legs, they'd fall down. |
| Where do spiders get their music? | On the web. |
