| A | B |
| abuse | when your parents use you |
| mother | the bitch that doesn't let you do anything |
| father | kinda like a mother |
| sister/brother | someone who steals the spotlight |
| divorce | a good way for parents to ruin your life |
| runaway | to go somewhere better than home |
| foster home | when your parents drop you into a stranger's house |
| chores | the things parents are to lazy to do themselves |
| Caesar | what to call your father when he's bugging |