| A | B |
| Your mother lied to you again. | Nick |
| I still can't figure out what Stenbeck was doing here in the first place. | Jack |
| Your mouth actually accomplished something other than insulting me. | Isaac |
| You manipulated me out of the room so that you could rummage through my belongings? | Barbara |
| You say that I'm a woman. I want you to treat me like one. | Abigail |
| I memorized half the bartending guide last night. | Ben |
| I see you as a beautiful survivor. | James |
| I told you life would be better with me in it. | Craig |
| You've only been talking "in general" about Carly for the last eight hours. | Mitzi |
| The last time I was here, a couple of guys jumped out of a cake. | Bob |
| This is supposed to be a monumentally happy moment in my life, and you've given me a headache. | Carly |
| When your donors realize who we have performing, the tickets will absolutely sell themselves. | Bonnie |
| Well, pal, you should've thought about that one a long time ago. | Kim |
| I don't understand how I can come down on Jen like a ton of bricks when I go off and I do the same exact thing. | Adam |
| You know what, Montgomery? You're a mirage, and it's killing you. | Paul |
| It's like she's addicted to him. | Molly |
| Oh, you'd just be so surprised at the things I know. | Lisa |
| James goes when James gets what he came for. Now, that is my question. What did he want, and did he get it? | Lucinda |
| So, a guy might come along, buy her a few drinks, they start to talk -- who knows what you might find out. | Billy |
| Your timin' stinks. I was kind of in the middle of something right there, you know? | Rose |