| A | B |
|---|
| What did one book say to another? | Are we on the same page? |
| Why didn't the burglar want to break into the library? | He didn't want to get a long sentence. |
| Why do authors make only good marks on tests | They know how to copy-write. |
| What does a librarian say when she gets ready to leave? | I've gotta book. |
| What is a book's favorite food? | A book worm |
| What do library computers eat for snacks? | chips |
| What part of the computer does an astronaut like best | The space bar |
| What did one math book say to the other? | Do you want to hear my problems? |
| How do librarians file melted marshallows on the shelf? | by using the Gooey decimal system |
| When a cold wind blows what do books do? | It puts on a book jacket. |
