| A | B |
| On a bus. | Standing forward of the little white line. |
| In school. | Cheating on tests. |
| In a restuarant. | Eating lobster when you are allergic to seafood. |
| In a public telephone booth. | Prank calling. |
| At home. | Beating up younger siblings. |
| In a mall. | Shoplift. |
| In an elevator. | JUMP! |
| At your boy/girlfriend's house. | Chew with your mouth open at dinner. |
| In an enclosed space. | Yodle. |
| At senior citizen's ball. | Do the booty call! |